NORM’s Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog – A Holiday Treat for Your Pet!
Ho Ho Ho, you filthy animals! It’s that time of year again, and St. Norm is making his list, checking it twice, and… definitely leaving it on the kitchen bench. But that's alright, because you're all naughty AF in our book, and we’re here to celebrate it. Just in time for your holiday shindigs, we present Norm’s Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog—a seriously limited edition treat for your pet!
What’s Inside?
- Turkey: A feel-good protein rich in tryptophan, the amino acid known for boosting mood and promoting a happy, relaxed vibe.
- Whole Eggs: Like a multivitamin for your pet, eggs contain nearly every nutrient your dog or cat needs for health and well-being.
- Cinnamon: An antioxidant-rich herb, cinnamon is packed with manganese and can help support your pet's overall health.
- Beef Gelatin: A protein made from beef collagen, gelatin supports gut and joint health, making it a great addition to your pet’s diet.
Why Choose NORM’s Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog?
- A festive blend of delicious, nutritious ingredients that’s as good for your pet as it is fun.
- Made with raw, human-grade turkey sourced from Australia, ensuring the highest quality for your furry friends.
- Simply add water to create a creamy, holiday-inspired milkshake, or let it sit in the fridge for a bit to make authentic eggnog. You can also use it as a meal topper for extra holiday cheer.
This 110g pack makes 40 servings for a small dog or cat, or 20 servings for larger dogs. Start with a small amount and see how your pet enjoys this holiday special!
Ingredients: Freeze-dried turkey, beef gelatin, freeze-dried organic whole egg powder, cinnamon.
Important Note: Our liquor license didn’t come through in time, but we won’t tell if you sneak in a little rum for yourself. 😉
Limited Edition: This is a limited edition freakshake, so when it’s gone, it’s gone. Get your paws on it before it vanishes into thin air!
Celebrate the holiday season with NORM’s Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog—because your pet deserves to join in the naughty festivities! 🎄
